Welcome to sunny Burnistoun! This fine Scottish city is not anywhere near as bad as anyone makes it out to be! Here you can say ‘Hello!’ to Burnistoun punters like the Burnistoun Butcher, pop starlet Kelly McGlade and Burnistoun’s favourite son, Biscuity Boyle! Why not buy some sweets from those
charming ice cream van boys, Paul and Walter? And then pay respects to their dead mother. Try some freshly baked rolls from our many newsagents. Discuss buffet etiquette with Peter and Scott. Stop at the traffic lights on the Dekebone roundabout! And travel up and down in one of Burnistoun’s
amazing working voice-activated lifts! Come to Burnistoun! Bring the whole family! BURNISTOUN!
It’s the best Scotland has to offer! Yaaaaaaasss!*
*Promotional message sponsored by Alex Ciderson.
EXTRAS: The Pilot Show, Connell & Florence: Portrait of the Writer (Silent Film),
Bonus sketches: Barry Stokes’ Wee Gold Pumps (extended version),
Burnistoun’s Got Talent (uncensored)
Written by and Starring: Iain Connell and Robert Florence
with Kirsty Strain, Richard Rankin, Alan Miller and Louise Stewart.
Produced & Directed by: Iain Davidson Executive Producer: Rab Christie
Pilot, Additional sketches
Release Date: 04 April 2011
Certificate: 15 - Suitable for Persons Aged 15 or Over
Sound: Dolby Digital
Main Language: English