Dance Club Massacre - Feast of the Blood Monsters (Music CD)

Release Date: 04 July 2011
£2.89 includes FREE UK Postage (other delivery options available)

Shipping Destinations for this item

UK - Shipping Included
United Kingdom
Europe Zone 1 - £1.29
Austria, Belgium, Denmark, France, Germany, Ireland, Luxembourg, Netherlands, Switzerland
Europe Zone 2 - £1.49
Andorra, Croatia, Czech Republic, Finland, Liechtenstein, Monaco, Norway, Poland, Sweden
Europe Zone 3 - £1.79
Bulgaria, Cyprus, Estonia, Faroe Islands, Gibraltar, Greece, Greenland, Hungary, Iceland, Italy, Latvia, Lithuania, Malta, Montenegro, Portugal, Romania, San Marino, Serbia, Slovakia, Slovenia, Spain, Vatican City
North America - £1.49
Canada, USA
Australia and Far East Asia - £1.49
Australia, Israel, New Zealand, Taiwan
Japan - £1.49
Japan
Others - £1.79
Falkland Islands

Available 2-3 extra days

Feast of the Blood Monsters is Dance Club Massacre's debut album. It was originally self-released and picked up by Metal Blade for their Black Market Activities imprint. The 2007 reissue has been remixed, remastered and is presented with "better" artwork. The band plays a post-hardcore brand of thrash and math rock with (literally) indecipherable lyrics. It's a wonderful thing to have them printed in the booklet. Why? Not because they're profound, but because they're hilarious. Check these in "Devon Butler's Dying Wishes": "I remember you and I used to be inseparable/Kind of Like Ben Affleck and Liv Tyler in that one movie/What happened?/ Where's the buzz I used to get from drinking you?/Look into my eyes/Look at what you've done to me/I liked you when you were sexy/Now you've gone from Miss Liz to Sapphire...Flame throwers and machine guns can't keep me down cause I'm Balushi (sic) and you're Carrie Fisher/Now do you feel somewhat cool? Now that you're Princess Leia." Not your typical metal band lyrics -- though most of them are far more misogynist than this. Add to this their Hammer Films horror aesthetic with faux harpsichords and drawn-out "Seasons of Wither" guitar intros and when the tune explodes, so will you! "Murder Comes with Smiles" has some genuine horror flick screaming in the beginning, but Nick Seger's vocals don't sound much different. Jake Thomas' keyboards give this band some of its edge and differentiate them from their many peers Thomas understands dynamics and offers intros and outros and even interludes once in awhile that make these tunes better than the average thrash. Feast of the Blood Monsters is funny, somewhat adventurous musically, and seriously damaged. ~ Thom Jurek
Release Date: 04 July 2011

1. Dios Mio! El Diablo Es Muy Picante
2. Meet Me in the Pub for a Shot of Dignity
3. Devon Butler's Dying Wishes
4. You Know... You Kind of Look Cute in the Dark
5. Wet Between the Thighs
6. Murders Come with Smiles
7. The Duchess and the Cougar
8. Showdown in San Antonio
9. You Bring the Bitches, I'll Bring the Dynamite
10. You're What the French Call "Les Incompetents"


For more information and our Delivery Policy see here.


For more information and our Returns Policy see here.

Catalogue No: BMA018CD